She's back on the cheesy dancefloor of clubland, scrapping it out in a battle of the handbags...
Having provided one of the pop singles of the year with ‘What Took
You So Long’, it’s a sombre duty to report that Emma
has ditched the cowgirl threads and is no longer a north London
[a]Sheryl Crow[/a], hitchin’ a ride along
the dusty hard shoulder of the M25. Instead, she’s back on the cheesy dancefloor
of clubland, scrapping it out in a battle of the handbags with the dreadful Dannii and Sophie Ellis-Bextor, a woman so ill-
suited to such indignities it’s almost scary. Emma’s got it in
her bones, Soph Get out while you still can.