Holly Valance : Kiss Kiss

It's the musical equivalent of a Bollywood movie...

Originally a huge hit for Tarkan (the Turkish Michael Jackson) ‘Kiss Kiss’ has now been covered by Neighbours jailbait turned pop sexpot Felicity ‘Flick’ Scully, real name Holly Valance – to the anger and disgust of Tarkan’s British following. Then again, they couldn’t derail her if they tried. Valance’s version stops at nothing to guarantee a smooth transition from soap star to pop star. Vocoders! Big choruses! Blown kisses! And Holy Holly! In the accompanying video she bares enough skin to make Kylie blush! It’s the musical equivalent of a Bollywood movie – garish, ridiculous and dare we say, (gulp) fun?

Imran Ahmed