Right, so the music is awful. Third division Nu-meddle crap. But the video is ace!...

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American Head Charge : Just So You Know

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American Head Charge : Just So You Know

Oh YES! We’re reviewing this from the video – but the

video is fucked utterly! Oh, wait, yes, it’s OK now.

Right, so the music is awful. Third division Nu-meddle

crap. But the video is ace! It features the members of

[a]American Head Charge[/a]

morphed (using the latest video technology) into

cute liddle baby seals. And they’re all flopping

around on a rocky shoreline looking all adorable and

that.

But – oh no! – here come a bunch of Norwegian

rock critics! And they’re smacking [a]American Head Charge[/a]’s furry fucking

heads in! With bats! Splat! Look out! It’s a CULL! But

– SUDDENLY along comes Moby

to save them. But

unfortunately he’s shot in the face and eaten by
Eminem. HUZZAH! What a fucking GREAT video!

Steven Wells