If you’re brainless – or even if you’re not! – call the 24 Tweetline on 0898 DREARY

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Tweet : Call Me

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Tweet : Call Me

OOPS! There goes [a]Tweet[/a]’s career! Right down the nearest shitter! Oh MY! Not content with being so stupid she’s actually surprised at her own clothes falling off, here’s [a]Tweet[/a] spunking her [a]Timbaland[/a] connections up the wall with a limp R&B dry hump that’s about as seductive as a porno phone-line called ‘Naughty [a]Nickelback[/a]: Chad Grunts For You!’. Forget the raunchmongous original, ‘Call Me’ has been remixed by some bongo-crazed twats called Cutfather and Joe and, no matter how much [a]Tweet[/a] squirms about smeared in semolina cooing “[I]I’ll have no panties on[/I]”, nothing wilts a decent pop lob-on quicker than a whiff of bongo. If you’re brainless – or even if you’re not! – call the 24 Tweetline on 0898 DREARY.

Mark Beaumont