A collection will now be passed round to have them killed...

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Liberty X : Holding On For You

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Liberty X : Holding On For You

Right, you cheating bastards, that’s enough! You read the rules, you signed the forms, you bloody lost, now give the arseless plastic catsuits back to [a]Hear’Say[/a] and clear off out of it! And you, The Kids, for fuck’s sake don’t buy this record! They’re the only hard evidence that these knee-gnawingly tedious talent shows can produce a lasting pop career, so unless they hit the skids by Christmas >’Pop Idol’> will run forever and pop will die choking on its mewling hunchback bastard offspring.

‘Holding On For You’ is slushy sub-Mariah McMusic that seems to set off the studio’s talentless c— alarm in every chorus. A collection will now be passed round to have them killed.

Mark Beaumont