Is it wrong to fantasise about gutting these muppets with a boat-hook?
Is it wrong to fantasise about gutting these muppets with a boat-hook? After all, Blue are no more offensive than any of the other buncha identi-kit post-Take-That spunk-rabbits. And that, of course, is the problem. So it’s kinda ironic that the sinister puppet-masters behind Blue should seek to emphasise the awesome yawnsomeness of their product by teaming it up with a proper pop star.
OK, so Elt’s fat and bald and old and prone to hissy-fits – but you’re never going to mistake him for one of *N Sync, are ya? NME says: kill ’em all. Drain their ‘nads. And inject the juice into Elton. Sorted.