...a delicious slice of knowing slinkiness that comes over like a slow motion massage from your favourite wet dream...

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LL Cool J : Paradise

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LL Cool J : Paradise

Although [a]LL Cool J[/a]’s finest moment still remains his appearance on the Muppet Show (Kermit: “What’s your new single called?” LL: “Phenomenon”. All the Muppets: “Nana-na-na-na!” – it only lacked David Brent hovering in the background touching his tie), this is a delicious slice of knowing slinkiness that comes over like a slow motion massage from your favourite wet dream. Even LL repeating “[I]touch it why don’tcha[/I]” to the object of his affections doesn’t ruin the cocktails-on-the-beach-with-mah-money-and-mah-laydeez vibe. In his own words: “[I]Paradise is very nice[/I]”.

Ian Watson