Sexism at the disco, anyone?
An unwieldy and wholly inaccurate title this one, as it neglects to consider the thrills on offer for a girl at a traditional steam fair. Still, we can excuse P!ATD for their ignorance as this is a classic slice of revenge pop. “I’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any boy you’ll ever meet sweetie”, sings Brendon Urie, taking aim at his cheating lover like a Viagra-crazed Morrissey. His band, meanwhile, conjure up fearsome guitars that launch Panic! light-years ahead of the emo pack.