Don’t think you’ve got us fooled, DFA Records. Just because you’ve been responsible for bringing us some of the biggest indie dancefloor smashes of the past five years (LCD Soundsystem, The Rapture, Radio 4), don’t think we won’t notice when you try and palm off an absolute stinker as the next hip thing. It’s not the beat we’ve got a problem with here – it’s fine, if pretty uninspiring – rather, it’s more the inane “comedy” banter that passes for a vocal. “5am shocker”, gabbles the MC (massive cock?) but whatever time of the day or night we spin this, it still sounds like an aural atrocity.