A riff more seal-clubbingly annoying than 'Chelsea Dagger'

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Scouting For Girls - 'Summertime In The City'

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Scouting For Girls – ‘Summertime In The City’

Who are Scouting For Girls? How have they not been a) Under rigorous investigation by the Child Protection Services for their name; b) Demonised for their habit of carelessly dropping their “h”s in the style of Johnny Depp “not talking proper innit”; and c) Stopped from making this ‘summer’ offering with a riff more seal-clubbingly annoying than ‘Chelsea Dagger’? Please write to your local MP if you have the answers.

Priya Elan