Scouting For Girls still exist. And they’re still shite.
Fuck me. I’ve been sleeping safe in the knowledge that Scouting For Girls – like shellsuits, Little Chef or smallpox – were just a terrible blight from a bygone age. But they still exist. And they’re still shite. “Forget what they say, ’cos I know they ain’t right”, they whimper. Did they say you were all appalling humans, perchance? Because they were bang on the money.