A bit of naughty swearing! A sexy lady repeating the same words over and over again! Bass so lowdown and dirty it almost hits the ‘brown note’ frequency! Such is the state of modern dance music. Sure, it’s almost as much fun as handling fireworks irresponsibly – apart from the bit where you involuntarily crap yourself – but is this really all there is? Did our forefathers rave their arses off in ’Beefa for yet more saucy perv-beats? Simian Mobile Disco – if you really are the saviours of rave, surely you’ve got to have a few original ideas in your pockets? Share ’em with the group, why don’tcha.