Pork & Beans
As a productivity-obsessed internet-geek loner, is it any wonder Rivers Cuomo is approaching mid-life gazing at his outwards-bound navel? “Rogaine to put in my hair” he requests, before finally throwing the pilates ball back at his personal trainer in disgust, swelling: “I’ll eat my candy with the pork and beans”. His higher life insurance premiums are our gain if it generates the bile for his best chorus in ages. Rivers: run wild.