“Huh! Breezeblocks… You think THAT’S clever,” sing the Geiger counters on the shelf, “wait until you hear OUR band. We’ve got that Charlie XCX in, and she’s singing in a pouty voice about surviving decay, yeah? And we swoosh around doomily in the background. Throw in some melodious hiccups in the chorus and we’re off to Top Of The Pops!” They were ever so sad when I told them the show had been cancelled.
Fraser McAlpine