September 21, 2012
Drop Out Venus - 'Elastic Teen Rent'
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Singer Iva Moskovich describes this track as “bubblegum porn” – which, as anyone who’s ever had chewing gum stuck in their hair knows, would be both a bit rubbish and hugely annoying. It’s the worst song ever to have sex to: filthy lyrics like “Satisfy my cunt/Satisfy my cock/Satisfy my mouth” will have you diving to skip the track quicker than, er, getting chewing gum stuck somewhere intimate.
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