The South West Sydney Song (Comedy) video

YOU WONT GET THIS IF YOU ARENT FROM SYDNEY :-) Hey guys i live in Sydney's South West and i wrote a song about life here...I bloody love it! Anyways! This isn't meant to offend ANYONE its just taking the piss about living in Sydneys West (Which i do). Im sorry for the writing being a abit random at times my editing program didnt let me fix that. Below are the lyrics - written and sung horrible by me: WELCOME TO SOUTH WEST SYDNEY... ALL YOU OTHER DIVISIONS TAKE NOTE... THIS IS HOW RE ROLL... YO YO MY NAME IS RAMEY AND I LIVE IN THE SOUTH WEST WITHOUT A DOUBT IT IS THE BEST- I WALK DOWN THE STREET WITH MY BULLET PROOF VEST! IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE...YOU BETTER INVEST OH OH. ITS MY DAY OFF AND IM BORED SO I GO FOR A CRUISE, GRAB A FEW MATES AINT GOT NOTHING TO LOOSE. DOWN CANTERBURY ROAD WE DECIDE WERE TO GO BAY STREET IS THE CHOICE IN MY TARAGO...GO GO GO GO... IT'S TIME FOR SOME DINNER WHERE SHOULD WE EAT? I PARK MY CAR THEN HEAD IN FOR A SEAT... WE'RE AT HABIBS CHICKEN DAMN THIS FEAST IS FINGER LICKIN GOOD GOOD GOOD IN THE HOOD. I NEED TO GO SHOPPING OFF TO CENTRO ROSELANDS.... AFTER COMING BACK FROM BRIGHTON LE'SANDS.... DAMN WE LOOK GOOD ITS LIKE WE'RE ON FIRE... WE GO INSIDE AND HEAD STRAIGHT FOR MYER... I GRAB A FEW PANTS BUT NONE OF THEM FIT ME I FINALLY FIND A PAIR DAMN STRAIGHT ITS INDUSTRIE. I'M DONE WITH SHOPPING AND ITS TIME FOR A PARTY I GET THE GEL OUT COLLARS UP I LOOK TARTY IM AT PUNCHBOWL STATION WAITING FOR A TRAIN, THE TRAIN APPROACHES IM FEELING A LITTLE VAIN CITYRAIL HATES THE BANKSTOWN LINE GIVING YOU A FINE... THE PARTY WAS GREAT IM ON MY WAY TO THE HOOD MY STOMACH IS RUMBLING IN DESPERATE NEED FOR SOME FOOD I SEE A LIGHT IN THE DISTANCE THE LIGHTS LIT UP LOW... OHMIGOD THANK YOU 24 HOURS OPORTO! I GET HOME AND MUM IS YELLING AT ME SHE TELLS ME TO GET SOME MEAT FROM THE LOCAL DELHI ABU AHMED IS HIS NAME AND HE IS MY PAL HE'S QUITE SPECIAL BECAUSE HE SELLS HALAL. THE ASIAN BAKERYY IS OPEN DAY OR NIGHT, THEY DO RINGS AROUND THEM FUCKEN BAKERS DELIGHT. CRISPY BREAD, MEAT PIES THEY GOT IT ALL...I END UP MUNCHING ON A BREAD ROLL. LETS GO SMOKE ARGILI AT TITANIC WHY THE HELL IS THE PLACE CALLED TITIANIC...WHAT HAS THE TITANIC GOTTA DO WITH LEB BONGS? I REPLACE THE COAL WITH PROVIDED TONGS TALKING WITH MY MATES BLOWING SMOKE TO THEIR FACE ITS TRUE WHEN THEY SAY THERE AINT NO BETTER PLACE. MY CROAT MATE MITRO LIVES IN LIVO, HE WANTS ME TO COME DOWN TO THE PUB FOR SOME PIVO (BEER). I CANT HANDLE THAT PLACE WHATS WITH THE CHESS? OLD MEN HANG OUTSIDE THE MALL RELIEVING THEIR STRESS.. I MISS THE HOME OF THE BULLDOGS BELMORE GROUND, THE TRAIN GOES PASSED THERE IS NO SOUND, I REMEMBER WE HAD VICTORY HORNS GOING OFF IN THE STREET PEOPLE DANCING IN JOY ROCKIN THEIR FEET. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU COULD GIVE ME ANY PAY BUT I'D NEVER CHANGE MY WAY.... WEST SIDE FOR LIFE...HEY HEY.

Running time: 02:35

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