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On his gig-going youth, hard-drinking twenties and summer nights with Alex Turner

The comedian’s “leaked” report went viral

The group manufactured by a TV programme say they've had enough of the abuse flung at them by the general public...

She and new husband Jack Ryder tie knot in St. Albans...

The fading popsters forced to flee a service station...

The manufactured group deny newspaper reports that poor ticket sales are to blame...

The band insist they did not know new member Johnny Shentall, even though he's reported to have danced onstage with them...

Johnny Shentall was previously in the boyband Boom!, as well as being a dancer for Steps...

But the majority are turned away as looks and image are the initial requirements...

The group insist they will carry on - and will give someone their "lucky break" as a replacement for Kym Marsh...