17 things we need to leave behind in 2017

Oh, fuck off, fidget spinners

Well, it’s been a rough old year in terms of politics, world events and general shithousery – but the bad stuff is simply too massive, too monumental for us to banish to Room 101. We can sweat the small stuff, though. Hoo boy, can we sweat the small stuff! Here, then, is some nonsense that could make 2018 a tiny bit smoother if it simply, kindly ceased to exist.