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Overheard at Glastonbury: the most ridiculous utterances from this year’s festival

You'd think 200,000 messy people in a field would talk a lot of sense, but apparently, not so much.

1. “Now robots have learned to open doors, I really don’t trust them”

 

2. “Miley is so fucking sexy I’m going to die”

Miley - Glasto

3. “I’ll be back in a minute, I’m just going to go and have a look if I can buy a hemp nightie”

 

4. “They topped it! They fucking topped it! Better than Kasabian, better than Arctic Monkeys, better than the fucking Vaccines, than fucking ANYONE” A quite young man after watching The Cure.

The Cure Glastonbury

5. “I don’t care about their babies, I just want to talk about their vaginal tearings”

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6. “Nah gran, I can’t come over this weekend. I’m at Glastonbury.”

 

7. “Fucking hell, is that Tony Gardner dancing to Stormzy?”

 

8. “I have paid for a meaningful experience and/or whimsical exchange, and I intend to have one”

 

9. “The only thing I don’t like about Gerry Cinnamon is it’s too hot.”

Gerry Cinnamon
Gerry Cinnamon

10. “I reckon Michael Eagles should have put him on a bigger stage.”

 

11. Barman: “I’ve got a secret IPA on this tap cos Carlsberg tastes like piss.”

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12. “What time is the sunset?” The Stone Circle, 4am

 

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