Brendan Kelly’s Top Five Sandwich Fillings

1) Italian (salami, pepperoni, peppers, provolone, mozzarella, all sorts of cured meats)
2) Cheese
3) Tuna melt
4) Peanut butter and jelly
5) Sausage

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The Italian is my go to if I’m at the sandwich shop. Hey, my grandfather was Italian, and that’s what I grew up eating. Shudduppayouface! The cheese sandwich is on the list because when we first started and we had no money or fans, we’d buy a loaf of bread and a hunk of cheese and that would be all we’d eat for a few days until it ran out and we had to buy another loaf/hunk combo. The tuna melt is on there for our drummer, Neil, who insists that he can’t ‘picture’ any type of food (whatever that means) and that he just ‘remembers that [he] likes tuna melts, so that’s why [he] orders one every day’.

The PB and J is just a staple. It’s my kid’s favorite and it’s the choice when you’re stuck backstage and there’s no time to get a proper meal. Finally, sausage is the greatest food on earth. We all love sausage and we come from the hotdog capital of the world. That’s right. Tell your dick jokes now, please. I love a good sausage in the mouth. Ha ha. Very clever. You should go on the road, Gallagher. What else you got?

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