The annual warm-up for next week’s NME Awards took place last night as the great, the good and the hangers-on descended on the O2 Arena for the Brit Awards 2014. And what a night it was – Harry Styles went to the loo, Alex Turner did one of his speeches and Lorde sang in front of a gigantic neon-lit version of Katie Price’s face. Now, I don’t know about you, but I was at the football. Actually, I do know about you. You were all at home on the sofa firing off sarky tweets, and here are some of the best.