“He can’t see, man! He can’t see!” Aside from Watership Down’s Woundwort’s general vibe, for people of a certain age, there is no other more traumatising recollection from 90s children’s telly than the blinding Of PJ in Byker Grove. It was a genuine shocker, headed home after a day at school, calmly tucking into a Club or a Rocky at tea-time, faced with a paint-balling accident that went horribly wrong. PJ was, of course, played by Ant McPartlin, who hosted the Brits with side-kick Dec Donnelly on Wednesday night (February 25). In a nod to the scene, Royal Blood drummer Ben Thatcher donned a t-shirt with PJ’s blinded face on it. Hands down the best reference of the night.