18 Tweets That Will Make You Believe Cher Is The Queen Of Twitter

Do you believe in life after Trump? That’s surely what Cher is singing now that the straw-haired nectarine has been elected President of the United States. Yes, the ‘Believe’ singer has brutalised Donald Trump on Twitter over the last few months, but she’s also turned her caps lock on to UK politicians. Asked for her opinion on Boris Johnson’s new gig as Foreign Secretary, she branded him a “F-ing idiot who lied to British ppl”.

Outgoing UKIP-leader Nigel Farage didn’t fare much better, as she described both him and Boris as “DEFINITE TOSSERS”. You might think was the high point of Cher’s career as a stellar tweeter – but no. There’s plenty more where that came from. Cher’s tweets are postmodern poetry, missives from a mind unchained from good taste, self-awareness or any of that boring stuff. Here, then, let us dig into Cher’s oeuvre and admire her 22 greatest tweets ever.

1)

When she asked the question we’ve all asked ourselves

 

2)

When she celebrated the well-known link between emojis and sex

 

3)

When she somehow managed to capture Muhammad Ali’s voice in a tweet

 

4)

When she kind of turned Twitter into a game of Blankety Blank

 

5)

When she gave no fucks

 

 

6)

When she proved Cherilyn Sarkisian ain’t nuthin’ ta fuck wit

 

7)

When she celebrated the well-known link between Republicans and crap sex

 

8)

When she did probably the best tweet of all time

 

9)

When she said “hi” to herself

 

10)

When she refuted claims of tax evasion quite beautifully

 

11)

When she gave this response to a fan saying Madonna fell over at the Brits because she’s old

 

12)

When she asked a question to which the only answer is ‘Yes’

 

13

When she life-coached the world

 

14

When she sassed Stanley Tucci

 

15

When she sassed herself

 

16

When she offended an egg

 

17

When she was trolled with pictures of hip-hop stars in camo gear

 

18

When she ended this blog post for us