Do you believe in life after Trump? That’s surely what Cher is singing now that the straw-haired nectarine has been elected President of the United States. Yes, the ‘Believe’ singer has brutalised Donald Trump on Twitter over the last few months, but she’s also turned her caps lock on to UK politicians. Asked for her opinion on Boris Johnson’s new gig as Foreign Secretary, she branded him a “F-ing idiot who lied to British ppl”.
Think He’s
F-ing Idiot who lied to British ppl
& Didnt have the⚽️??2 LEAD
THEM ONCE “LEAVE”VOTE WON‼️..anymore questions?— Cher (@cher) July 13, 2016
Outgoing UKIP-leader Nigel Farage didn’t fare much better, as she described both him and Boris as “DEFINITE TOSSERS”. You might think was the high point of Cher’s career as a stellar tweeter – but no. There’s plenty more where that came from. Cher’s tweets are postmodern poetry, missives from a mind unchained from good taste, self-awareness or any of that boring stuff. Here, then, let us dig into Cher’s oeuvre and admire her 22 greatest tweets ever.
1)
When she asked the question we’ve all asked ourselves
Whats going on with mycareer
— Cher (@cher) August 18, 2012
2)
When she celebrated the well-known link between emojis and sex
OMG‼️?‼️
STUDY SAYS
PPL WHO USE EMOJI
ALOT,ARE HAVING MORE SEX ???
“AND” ARE YOUNGER????
JUST SAY’N?— Cher (@cher) February 24, 2015
3)
When she somehow managed to capture Muhammad Ali’s voice in a tweet
Didn’t know Muhammad was dead?At T.Hearns/Sugar Ray
Fight in Vegas he explained boxing 2me.I Yelled,He Said Ooo-Wee Cher u got a mouth on u— Cher (@cher) June 4, 2016
4)
When she kind of turned Twitter into a game of Blankety Blank
Mom had ? In Her ? when I Showed her ALL Your ?DAY WISHES?
THANX?❣?— Cher (@cher) June 10, 2016
5)
When she gave no fucks
I Will Make Germay Great Again‼️I Will Make America Great Again‼️I Would ?2 Know LAST TIME HE THOUGHT ?? WAS GREAT‼️ pic.twitter.com/rdwkDp1IqK
— Cher (@cher) May 29, 2016
6)
When she proved Cherilyn Sarkisian ain’t nuthin’ ta fuck wit
Wu Tang Cher
Clan— Cher (@cher) May 8, 2014
7)
When she celebrated the well-known link between Republicans and crap sex
Why Do Republicans Look Like They Have Absolutly NO Idea,What 2Do,In Bed
“OH…Didn’t Know,
U Had 2 Enjoy It TOO?“
“Honey,Just Fake It Again?”— Cher (@cher) February 27, 2015
8)
When she did probably the best tweet of all time
I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna's birthday?
— Cher (@cher) August 21, 2012
9)
When she said “hi” to herself
I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna's birthday?
— Cher (@cher) August 21, 2012
10)
When she refuted claims of tax evasion quite beautifully
@slivingston7 I
DONT PAY TAXES????????????
SURELY YOU JEST?
UNCLE SAM HIS HAND SO DEEP IN MY POCKETS,HE COULD PAINT MY TOENAILS— Cher (@cher) February 22, 2015
11)
When she gave this response to a fan saying Madonna fell over at the Brits because she’s old
@emmdee22
FUNNY,BUT MEAN‼️
WORST PART…IM AT LEAST 100 YRS
OLDER THAN MADGE?— Cher (@cher) February 26, 2015
12)
When she asked a question to which the only answer is ‘Yes’
Can anyone c me
— Cher (@cher) September 15, 2012
13
When she life-coached the world
Got to get up & Work out‼️HAVE GREAT DAY.
Treat yourself like you are someone you love✨?✨— Cher (@cher) September 29, 2015
14
When she sassed Stanley Tucci
Stanley Tucci is a Brat
— Cher (@cher) August 26, 2014
15
When she sassed herself
@sabba_y Dinosaurs were still roaming the earth
— Cher (@cher) April 28, 2015
16
When she offended an egg
I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry.
It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye— Cher (@cher) April 23, 2012
17
When she was trolled with pictures of hip-hop stars in camo gear
a naked girl could get thousands of RTs, but how many can our troops get? pic.twitter.com/9epSh7SBGZ
— ? (@caliparifIow) May 30, 2016
18
When she ended this blog post for us
LATER
— Cher (@cher) May 18, 2016