Kanye West’s Deleted Tweets – A Requiem

For reasons unknown, Kanye West deleted all his tweets last night. It’s a black day for anyone who enjoys the gushing firehose of randomness and arrogance that is Kanye’s Twitter feed. He promises he’ll be “back soon”, but all his previous bon mots would seem to be gone forever. Fortunately I’ve collected some of his most memorable pronouncements here for posterity.

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Boyfriends are like rush hour traffic. ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING WAY.

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I just threw some kazoo on this bitch.

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I would like to thank Julius Caesar for originating my hairstyle.

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Room service uuugh. I hate it when I order fruit and I can taste the other food they cut with the same knife. Beef flavoured pineapples.

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I’m one of the most considerate people in real life. Maybe over considerate. Over caring. Overly real.

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Don’t you hate it when you say bye to someone then y’all get on the elevator together and it’s like, now what?? Awkwaaard.

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I don’t understand why they have a ‘do not disturb’ button on the plane if they keep waking you, asking if you want juice. ‘Mr. West would you like some juice for the 15th time and oh since your awake now … let’s take a picture lol.

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I used to go to the Bang & Olufsen store and just stare at the TVs and speakers. That store was one of my main inspirations.

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