The reviews are in. The general consensus of the Brits 2016: Lorde’s Bowie tribute slayed Gaga’s and some of the results were a bit predictable. Ah, but one cultural titan has his own incisive comment to broadcast to the world. The kraken awakens. Liam Gallagher logs in to twitter, flexes his fingers and decimates the whole shaboodle with four savage missives.
First he started limbering up
Where do I fucking start LG x
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) February 24, 2016
And then struck a killer blow when Jack Garratt appeared onscreen
Henry the 8th eat your heart out Ha ha LG x
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) February 24, 2016
Which was enough to make him conclude:
Music in the UK has been abducted by massive cunts THE END LG x
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) February 24, 2016
And then Liam felt reflective
Thank fuck I got out when I got out out LG x
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) February 24, 2016
Before normal service was resumed
I ain't ever seen a dolphin in a dog tooth suit have you no there you go LG x
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) February 24, 2016
What does this tell us? The Brits were a bit beige? Well, we knew that already. Perhaps we learned that Liam has a bit too much time on his hands, but the main take-home point here is that the man is one of the great cultural commentators of our times.