When not recording The Stone Roses third album, Ian Brown likes to teach a spot of yoga. Jarvis Cocker, meanwhile, has a habit of mooning at very serious business meetings and Shaun Ryder and Bez have started their own massage parlour. That’s if The Poke‘s Twitter followers are to be believed.
The Poke, a brilliant satirical account on Twitter, often conjure up brilliant hashtags (out of nowhere) for followers to contribute to with puns, jokes or photoshops. On Tuesday, we saw one of their finest efforts date with this overlong, but very funny hashtag, ready? #StockPhotosGateCrashedBy80sAnd90sIndieMusicians.
First up, here’s ‘Stone Roses doing poses’.
— Chaz (@chazball64) March 22, 2016
Here’s Jarvis’ arse being the main event of this important meeting.
— Alexis (@lexistwit) March 22, 2016
Shane MacGowan is seen on the lash…of course.
As is Liam Gallagher…
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) March 22, 2016
Morrissey looks disappointed at the continued sales of chicken nuggets.
— Not True News (@not_true_news) March 22, 2016
Bez and Shaun Ryder meanwhile have teamed up to provide a lovely, sensual massage. Those lads will do anything.
And finally, someone has combined two hashtags to make a Stone Roses-themed Easter card to give your mum for Easter. Aww.
— Dave Merron (@dpmerron) March 23, 2016