Wanna feel like you’re well cultured? Or at least just a little bit more than normal? Here’s the deal: there’s a new bot online that turns posts by anyone on Twitter into poems by scanning them for rhyme and fitting fragments of them into the form of a sonnet, a rondel or an indriso. We opted for the good old sonnet – which follows a strict rhyme scheme – and spun the tweets of Noel Gallagher, Kanye West, Rihanna, BMTH’s Oli Sykes, Britney Spears, Taylor Swift, Drake and Katy Perry into pure poetry (note that the titles are all automatically chosen too). Enjoy!
by Noel Gallagher
Here’s a look behind the scenes
On Later With Jools Holland.
Your copy now from iTunes
Tour will come from Nashville band
Beach. How’s that for starters?!
Most like to see NGHFB’s play live?
Nice one – cheers!
Check it out on this exclusive
In from 10am Sky Sports / Sky One
Tickets onsale 10am CET, Thurs
The B-Side ‘Leave My Guitar Alone’
A map, cause the road is long..
His Radioshow & much more
And another huge crowd singalong!
Who grabbed from my collection?
Pinky and The Brain
The Clara Lionel Foundation
Fell asleep at the hospital again?
Elle behind the scenes lol!
DEEP IN THIS BITCH YAS. ” Lolol
Now ” so proud of you Cole
Available GLOBALLY in September
My lil tadpole.
Find reps with red balloons
EST then watch & at 10AM EST!
Leaning on him for generations!
by Oliver Sykes
Is about to be gone… FOREVER
This is hilarious
Free WW shipping is almost over..
We can make you internet famous
Time to die
Done so I guess i’ll be leaving
Left of the ‘Love or Death’ Hoodie.
A collab is coming
Open for business
Is coming to the App Store!
Then claim it’s posi you so tight
You got it… Will send you one
To be safe. See you tonight!
by Britney Spears
Little me… HUGE tree!
Lol but you’re having fun, right?
“@jennxarmy: DO A FOLLOW SPREE”
Back in the saddle tomorrow night
Love me some
Twirling for all the haters
The ‘s bring this home!!!
Are available now for Card Members!
Princess Sara Beth
They are growing up too fast!!!
White House with Michelle Obama!
by KANYE WEST
Reasons I respect the paps so much.
A bit… a bit like a mood board…
Off and completely out of touch.
That is wrong with the old guard …
And had a project to do for school…
Specifically likes minnie mouse …
I don’t have to be cool…
By the politics including mine.
Zine and Shoes from SEASON 2
Just launched her clothing line,
GET TOP DAWG ON THE PHONE !
A few hours the journey begins…
Get Top on the phoooone!!!!!
by Taylor Swift
Gloriously covering ‘Bad Blood’.
“She will need her sisterhood.”
Went CRAZY. #1989TourLosAngeles
I glitter-bomb because I care.
Headed to red carpet…. #VMAs
Hear about the travel nightmare. 🙁
Don’t forget to vote for VMAs!
Memories!! I love you and
Really good times last night.
Making friends on Hamilton Island.
Thanks I love this one.
Used to call me on my elf phone.
While dancing? Nobody?? Nevermind.
MY BROTHER THANK YOU FOR THE BARS.
Times that we all had in mind…
Today. Things are taking shape.
For this Black Bar Mitzvah Tape!
Song poetic justice. Incredible.
NY see you tonight.
A hey it’s the thought that counts.
T DOT FLIGHT 31
“What a time to be alive”
Of The Dot is forever the movement
by KATY PERRY
A Christmas song in August
Sisters & Stella Greece
Sydney. I think the customers just…
Socks & holding my niece!
DON’T FORGET TO TUNE IN SATURDAY…
NEW YEAR, NO FEAR.
From for Performance of the Year
The idea of design and texted…
Wide and diverse crowd of people!…
Help children+families affected
I have unlimited track suits
Bro & I cut from the same cloth
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