We Made Sonnets From The Tweets Of Noel Gallagher, Kanye West, Rihanna, Taylor Swift And More

Wanna feel like you’re well cultured? Or at least just a little bit more than normal? Here’s the deal: there’s a new bot online that turns posts by anyone on Twitter into poems by scanning them for rhyme and fitting fragments of them into the form of a sonnet, a rondel or an indriso. We opted for the good old sonnet – which follows a strict rhyme scheme – and spun the tweets of Noel Gallagher, Kanye West, Rihanna, BMTH’s Oli Sykes, Britney Spears, Taylor Swift, Drake and Katy Perry into pure poetry (note that the titles are all automatically chosen too). Enjoy!

YOUR CHANCE

by Noel Gallagher
Here’s a look behind the scenes
On Later With Jools Holland.
Your copy now from iTunes
Tour will come from Nashville band

Beach. How’s that for starters?!
Most like to see NGHFB’s play live?
Nice one – cheers!
Check it out on this exclusive

In from 10am Sky Sports / Sky One
Tickets onsale 10am CET, Thurs
The B-Side ‘Leave My Guitar Alone’

A map, cause the road is long..
His Radioshow & much more
And another huge crowd singalong!

Who’s coming

by Rihanna
Who grabbed from my collection?
Pinky and The Brain
The Clara Lionel Foundation
Fell asleep at the hospital again?

“Goooal”
Elle behind the scenes lol!
Argentina leggooooal
DEEP IN THIS BITCH YAS. ” Lolol

Now ” so proud of you Cole
Available GLOBALLY in September
My lil tadpole.

Find reps with red balloons
EST then watch & at 10AM EST!
Leaning on him for generations!

Emotion

by Oliver Sykes
Is about to be gone… FOREVER
This is hilarious
Free WW shipping is almost over..
We can make you internet famous

Time to die
Done so I guess i’ll be leaving
Left of the ‘Love or Death’ Hoodie.
A collab is coming

Open for business
Is coming to the App Store!
Shameless

Then claim it’s posi you so tight
You got it… Will send you one
To be safe. See you tonight!

Minute

by Britney Spears
Little me… HUGE tree!
Lol but you’re having fun, right?
“@jennxarmy: DO A FOLLOW SPREE”
Back in the saddle tomorrow night

Love me some
Twirling for all the haters
The ‘s bring this home!!!
Are available now for Card Members!

A blast!!!
Princess Sara Beth
They are growing up too fast!!!

Hey Mama
Cute outfit!
White House with Michelle Obama!



Sooooo good

by KANYE WEST
Reasons I respect the paps so much.
A bit… a bit like a mood board…
Off and completely out of touch.
That is wrong with the old guard …

Muse
And had a project to do for school…
Specifically likes minnie mouse …
I don’t have to be cool…

By the politics including mine.
Zine and Shoes from SEASON 2
Just launched her clothing line,

GET TOP DAWG ON THE PHONE !
A few hours the journey begins…
Get Top on the phoooone!!!!!

Know Places

by Taylor Swift
Gloriously covering ‘Bad Blood’.
Dog struggles.
“She will need her sisterhood.”
Went CRAZY. #1989TourLosAngeles

I glitter-bomb because I care.
Headed to red carpet…. #VMAs
Hear about the travel nightmare. 🙁
Don’t forget to vote for VMAs!

Memories!! I love you and
Really good times last night.
Making friends on Hamilton Island.

Thanks I love this one.
#1989TourStLouis
Used to call me on my elf phone.

American Express

by Drizzy
While dancing? Nobody?? Nevermind.
MY BROTHER THANK YOU FOR THE BARS.
Times that we all had in mind…
OVO Chopstars

Today. Things are taking shape.
Now Available
For this Black Bar Mitzvah Tape!
Song poetic justice. Incredible.

NY see you tonight.
A hey it’s the thought that counts.
T DOT FLIGHT 31

“What a time to be alive”
Of The Dot is forever the movement
NOW LIVE

chop chop

by KATY PERRY
A Christmas song in August
Sisters & Stella Greece
Sydney. I think the customers just…
Socks & holding my niece!

DON’T FORGET TO TUNE IN SATURDAY…
NEW YEAR, NO FEAR.
SQUAD DAY
From for Performance of the Year

The idea of design and texted…
Wide and diverse crowd of people!…
Help children+families affected

I have unlimited track suits
Bro & I cut from the same cloth
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