Put A Donk On Absolutely Anything

So I solemnly promise this is the last donk-related post for the foreseeable future. I can feel some people’s patience’s running out as I type…

However, this I really could not keep to myself. You’ll soon see why.

Whoever has created this is obviously one of the greatest minds of our time.

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DJ Greenie of Bad Behaviour says in part 3 of the VBS Donkumentary – “Some people think you can just stick a donk on anything, and you can, but it’ll sound fucking shite…” Very wise words, and ones which we should all take heed of. It’s not just a matter of sticking a donk on it, the intricacies of donking run so much deeper.

And with that, I present to you – www.donkdj.com – a revolutionary new service, which allows you to upload any MP3 (whatever the genre) to it, and within a matter of minutes send you back an all-donking, all-squeaking, bouncey house remix. Boy does it work.

Obviously this ground NME to a halt for a good 24 hours. A few office favs so far: Peter Donkerty and Babyshambles – Delivery, Klaxons – Golden Donks, Kings Of Leon – Donk On Fire, Little Boots – Donk On Repeat etc etc.

Please post you donking results below, even post links so we can hear your creations – together we can make the world a donker place.

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