The Movies Blog

Wolves, Wizards And ‘Geek Spank Fodder’ – 5 Films You Need To See This Summer

I've got to get a girlfriend, just for the summer, until this heat dies off. She'll be a summery girl. She'll have hair. She'll...

‘Crank: High Voltage’ And The 5 Stupidest Films Of All Time

Ah Jason Statham. The potato-headed one is back in the 'let's do the first one but bigger' 'Crank: High Voltage'. If you thought he...

‘In The Loop’ Proves Armando Iannucci Is A Genius

I rarely use the word genius to describe anything or anyone (save myself) usually because anyone you label a genius will usually get offended...

‘Let The Right One In’ Is The Best Vampire Movie Of All Time

It's tempting to think that everything that comes from 'world cinema' is just the bee's fucking knees. Compared to the American and British drivel...

‘Fast And Furious’ – Why Vin Diesel Is Cleverer Than You (Yes, Really)

Vin Diesel is smarter than me. And I know you don't want to hear this, but he's probably smarter than you too. My first...

‘In The Loop’ – The Funniest Film You’ll See This Year?

Malcolm Tucker is an angry man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQrqMkCuHqA Simon Foster, the minister of international development, has accidentally backed a US war in the middle east after sounding...

The Boat That Rocked… A Little

According to the prologue of Richard Curtis's latest film 1966 was the greatest year ever for rock'n'roll. Now, my musical knowledge consists of intimately...

How Much Do I Wish I Was John Cusack?

John Cusack you say? What's he got coming out? Why is this in the slightest bit relevant to anything at all? Nothing and it's...

Lesbian Vampire Killers – It’s Not Scary, And There Aren’t Many Lesbians In It

It would be quite easy to dismiss my dislike of Horne and Corden as mere jealously on my part. For starters I haven't even...

Around The World With Iron Maiden In ‘Flight 666’

Rockumentaries come in all shapes and sizes, but there can be none on a more colossal scale than this debut cinematic offering from one...
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