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‘Watchmen’ Movie Review – You Read It Here First

Good news folks, the unfilmable 'Watchmen' movie turns out to be filmable after all. Unless you’ve been on self-imposed exile on a clockwork spaceship on...

Oscar Winners 2009 – The NME Verdict

Maybe its because I'm always deliriously tired when The Oscars finishes (5 in the morning without alcohol or the promise of sexual intercourse just...

NME’s Guide To The Oscars

For all film geeks, celebrity junkies and insomniacs this Sunday, at around 2 in the fracking morning, is the 81st Academy Awards. Or the...

Yes, Yes, Yes, Yestorious – A White Man’s Guide to Hip-Hop Films

Hit HBO show 'The Wire' has a lot to answer for. Firstly it's taken up more space in my writing about film over the...

Mick, Mickey and Millionaire – A Night At The BAFTAs

If you couldn't be bothered to sit through two hours of A-List backslapping and Jonathan Ross's cock fellatingly sycophantic jokes ("Oh Brad, How do...

Cinema Etiquette – Or How to Stop Being Annoying and Love the Movies

I've been working in my local multiplex for over five years now. You get less time in prison for killing a baby. That last...

January At The Movies

I've been criticised of late for not doing enough reviews, not swearing enough and being all nice and stuff. Well fear not as we...

The 10 Best Fictional Bands

Due in cinemas this week is the bloody-lovely-actually 'Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist'. A modern romantic comedy from the 'Garden State'/'Juno' stable, it's one...

TV On The Radio’s Tunde Turns Actor

Everyone knows of the hysterical end-product when an actor decides that they want to be a singer, or in the case of Joaquin Pheonix...

The 5 Best On-Screen Presidents

To celebrate this momentous day, after which birds will sing and the sun will always shine/nothing will change/disappointment will cloud the land (delete where...
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