The 20 greatest Step Brothers quotes

A comedy classic

On its release in 2008, Step Brothers became the most quotable film since 2004’s Anchorman. The tumultuous relationship of Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, paired up against douchiness personified in the form of Adam Scott, has since seen the film rise to cult status. As we approach the ten-year anniversary of this comedy classic, take a look back at some of the most memorable lines.

1.

Brennan: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dick!

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2.

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Dale: You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

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3.

Dale: You and your mum are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.

4.

Derek: Listen gang; don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story… and possibly the evening.

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5.

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Dale: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan: I was watching cops.

6.

Brennan: I’m not gonna call him Dad.
Nancy: Brennan, you’re 39 years old… I wouldn’t expect you to call him Dad.
Brennan: Well I’m not going to, EVER! Even if there’s a fire!

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7.

Brennan: Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.
Dale: I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that’s what you mean.

8.

Brennan: Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?
Derek: What?
Brennan: If you lick my butt hole.

9.

Brennan: Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass.

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10.

Brennan: This wedding is horse shit!

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11.

Derek: Brennan has a man-gina!

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12.

Dale: I manage a baseball team.
Nancy Huff: Oh, little league?
Dale: Fantasy league.

13.

Derek: You know what really gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.

14.

Derek: [in response to Alice’s singing] You don’t even look good while you’re singing. The worst thing I’ve ever heard. This is twelve hundred dollars a week for voice lessons, and this is what I get? Okay, I’m gonna save it with the solo.

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15.

Dale: Dad what are you doing!? It’s Shark Week.

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16.

Alice: Stay golden, Ponyboy.

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17.

Brennan: I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!

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18.

Brennan: There’s so much room for activities!

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19.

Brennan: Did we just become best friends?

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20.

Dale: Boats and hoes!

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