Morrissey

"We hope you like it, and if you don't – you must die!" he said of the first song from 'Bonfire Of The Teenagers'

He referenced his former band's 1985 single, 'That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore'

The gigs "will serve as an intimate, invigorating dive into Morrissey’s expansive career from his early days to the new album"

It's NME’s 70th anniversary! That's right: we've gone Platinum

"When you’re attacked out of the blue, particularly in public, you have to defend yourself"

"I don’t know whether you can separate the band from the man, but I can separate myself from the man and what I did"

Round one! Ding-ding!

"This fake news business…a bit 2021 yeah?"

"It’s as if you can’t uncross your own legs without mentioning me"

"I’m really close with everyone I’ve worked with – except for the obvious one"