People have been sharing some brilliant fake line-ups for Coachella 2019

Anyone for Cardi B's lump?

The Coachella line-up was revealed yesterday, and there were few complaints after Ariana Grande, Childish Gambino and Tame Impala were all announced as headliners.

But despite an impressive line-up, it hasn’t stopped Twitter users from sharing their own imaginary line-ups. Far from being a depiction of dream festivals, they’re a delightful combination of the surreal and downright strange.

Take the below, for instance. Sure there’s a slot for Ariana Grande, but also an unexpected headline slot for Cate Blanchett too.


Alternatively, this might be your bag if you just so happen to fancy an appearance from “Cardi B’s Lump”.

And here’s the best of the rest.


Despite excitement over the actual line-up, there definitely won’t be an appearance from Kanye West who reportedly pulled out in a dispute over staging logistics.

According to TMZ, West pulled out of the 2019 event because he didn’t want to perform on the festival’s traditional 40×60 foot stage because it was “artistically limiting.”

“These 40×60 stages are so archaic. It’s the same type of stage on which Shakespeare’s works were performed hundreds of years ago,” a source told the website.

When the festival organisers were unwilling to accommodate West’s demands, they allegedly parted ways.

Coachella takes place on the weekends of April 13-15 and April 20-22.