17 pictures of the sad, trash-heap dystopia that is Glastonbury on a Monday morning

Those who missed out on the festival might feel sad, but they also missed out on this nightmarish hinterland

Glastonbury revellers had such a good time at 2017’s awesome festival that they have now used up all the fun. All good things have run dry, leaving only regret, shame, and the long journey back to the real world. Let’s join them as they make their way through the sad, trash-heap dystopia that is Glastonbury Festival on a Monday morning.

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Rise & shine!

Glastonbury on Monday

Time to go m8

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These four people don’t know the festival’s over

Glastonbury on Monday

Should we maybe tell them?

3
Sleepy stewards

Glastonbury on Monday

Cute.

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Two men sitting on the steps of sorrow

Glastonbury on Monday

This sad pair look like the lost subjects of a dark-world Wes Anderson film.

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The steps of sorrow (reprise)

Glastonbury on Monday

Where has he been? What horrors has he seen? So many questions.

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Post-apocalyptic panorama

Glastonbury on Monday

These guys are just taking it all in.

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Post-apocalyptic panorama #2

Glastonbury on Monday

This pair is likewise enjoying the Insta-ready vista of refuse, seagulls and hungover zombies.

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Post-festival crew

Glastonbury on Monday

There’s still fun to be had here, apparently.

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One of many sad little heaps

Glastonbury on Monday

This is what happens when you leave your camping chairs behind 🙁

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Morning light

Glastonbury on Monday

It doesn’t look that bad, does it?

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You did this

Glastonbury on Monday

And yes, it is that bad.

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12
Arty

Glastonbury on Monday

Like a poster for Glastonbury: the disaster movie.

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Trucking away

Glastonbury on Monday

These guys have the right idea, carting away their luggage on wheels.

14
Crossing the litter sea

Glastonbury on Monday

One lone soul braves the straits of waste, before the seagull horde arrives.

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The waiting game

Glastonbury on Monday

This lot has all the time in the world. And it sucks.

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The waiting game pt. 2

Glastonbury on Monday

Knackered and waiting for transport back home – what else is there to do but sleep?

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The bus of snark.

Glastonbury on Monday

Farewell, Glasto wasteland. See ya in 2019.

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