Where will you be spending New Years Eve this year?
New Year’s Eve?! You mean Hogmanay!!…in a tiny hamlet on the border between Tuscany and Umbria in Italy at a big party singing dodgy cover versions in front of about 30 people. The others will be in various places and parties, but I dunno where.
What do you feel about the coming of the millennium?
Only that for some of us it’s a good excuse for the mother of all rave-ups, while others will probably be blowing up Jerusalem or something equally insane. Otherwise, things won’t change.
What’s your favourite invention of the last 1000 years?
Takeaway pizzas and electronic dating services.
What hasn’t been invented yet that should have been?
World peace…and cod peace.
You’ve got 90 minutes to live before the Y2K apocalypse – what’s on your stereo?
Me and the woman of my dreams (and on the table and on the floor, etc, etc)
If we survive, how will you celebrate New Years Day, and what will your resolutions be for the rest of the year?
Exhaustedly and drunkenly. My resolutions are to have many more Y2K apocalypses….Cheers! Merry Xmas And a Happy New Year