Pot noodles or Yorkshire Tea bags would also do the trick
Noel Gallagher has joked he would reform Oasis for £500 million – or 500 million condoms.
Asked about the speculation over an Oasis reunion, Gallagher said: “I was in the newsagent the other day when the story broke and the Daily Star said, ‘Oasis to get back together for £500 million’, which is half a billion.”
I’d do it for half a billion anything: Yorkshire Tea bags, condoms, Pot Noodles.
Rumours of a Gallagher brothers reunion began to spread after Liam Gallagher tweeted the letters O A S I S and a further tweet which read “OASIS LG” last Thursday night (April 24). Bookmakers Paddy Power and Ladbrokes then suspended betting on the possibility of the band reforming and headlining Glastonbury, where the final headliner is yet to be revealed.
However, Ex Oasis guitarist Paul ‘Bonehead’ Arthurs told NME Gallagher’s tweets may have been posted simply because the former bandmates went out for a drink together. Asked what Gallagher’s tweets could have meant, Bonehead said: “Probably the fact that I texted him going, ‘Meet me in the beer garden’. That probably rattled his cage. Maybe that. I don’t know though, because I meet him every fucking month. Maybe he’s just reminiscing.”