Oasis, Lily Allen, Blur – what we’ve learnt on Twitter this week (starting May 15)

All the best Tweets from your favourite musicians

It’s Friday again, and our favourite musicians have had a busy week.

Here’s what we’ve learnt from their posts on Twitter, including Noel Gallagher sending Jon McClure a text message of support, Lily Allen smelling an elephant’s penis, Art Brut‘s Eddie Argos buying a robot, Graham Coxon getting annoyed about Blur and Katy Perry icing her boobs.

Here’s some of the best Tweets from the past week, spelling mistakes and all

Jon McClure: text from noel gallagher saying he likes me record. well chuffed. like being in year 8 and a year 11 letting u sit on the back seat of bus

Kid Harpoon: There’s someone outside my window shouting “Repent, Repent, The Lord is Coming”. I didn’t rate the Stag and Dagger either.

MIA: ok soo coca cola asked me to be the face of coke errrrr um im lovin it? but its all about the milk this year, AUTO TUNED BABY IM COMIN ZZZZ

Katy Perry: Just finished a violent game of dodgeball. Sushi now. Ice-ing my boobs… They always stick out, damn handicap.

Ross Jarman, The Cribs: Who felt the Earthquake last night in LA? Not used to earthquakes, being from the UK. Ross

Eddie Argos: Ha Ha. Wow. I’d forgotten that I bought a robot earlier. What a lovely suprise.

P Diddy: Random question! Did anyone have morning sex today???? Lol 🙂

Graham Coxon: dumbo questions about blur will result in blockage, dont bother, its boring..

Lily Allen: Oh and how could I forget, I saw the dripping sheath of an elephants penis. It smelled.

Log on next week for the best from the Twitter universe.