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Ozzy Osbourne has been named the nation’s favourite ambassador to welcome aliens to planet earth.
The well-loved rock God has pipped Prime Minister Tony Blair and presenters Ant and Dec as the face people want to represent them to alien life.
The poll, on Yahoo! News survey on the Internet, was carried out following the discovery of signs of water on Mars.
US president George Bush and glamour model Jordan came level in the survey – with just 9% of the votes.
Ozzy, currently recovering from a near fatal fall from his quad bike, won 26% of the vote.