During his appearance on The Graham Norton Show last night (September 30), Robbie Williams recalled a bizarre sexual encounter he once shared with a total stranger.
Before he performed his new single ‘Party Like A Russian’ for the BBC One show’s audience, Williams shared a story which he said would get him in “a lot of trouble”.
The singer told Norton that “back in the day”, when he was renting a castle while he rehearsed for a tour, he woke up to find a women he didn’t know in his bedroom.
“She went, ‘Have you got morning glory?’ This is back in the day when I used to have morning glory!” Williams recalled. “So I was like, ‘Yeah!’ She says, ‘I’ll wank you off!’ So, I’m a creative fella and I’m really young and I can close my eyes and pretend it’s somebody else, so it’s was like, ‘Yeah, go on then!'”
He continued: “Anyway, she does the dirty deed and it’s confusing. I felt defiled. Off she went on her merry way!”
Williams then explained that he presumed the woman was one of the castle’s cleaners, but later discovered she was “just somebody who had walked in off the street, come up and give me a hand job, and then left!”
He only discovered the woman’s identity several years later, when he shared the story of his unexpected sexual encounter with his band. “My guitarist went, ‘That’s Maureen from the pub! She said she did that but nobody believed her!'”