More Millennium secrets...

Where will you be spending New Year’s Eve this year?

Miami or Kentish Town

What do you feel about the coming of the new Millennium?

Vast excitement

What’s your favourite invention of the last 1000 years?

Steam hair straighteners with Pro-V formula

What hasn’t been invented yet that should have been?

Proper robots

You’ve got 90 minutes to live before the Y2K apocalypse – what’s on your stereo?

I think the last thing I’d do is waste time with some daft records

If we survive, how will you celebrate New Year’s Day and what will your resolutions be for the rest of the year?

Shopping and resolve to find some proper robots