The most cheesy Blur Vs Oasis story ever? – Tabloid Hell

You couldn't make it up... oh actually...

Since the great Blur vs Oasis chart battle of 1995, there have been some ridiculous stories about the two gangs’ rivalry – but possibly none more cheesy than one we spotted this morning (January 30).

According to one tabloid who shall remain nameless to spare their blushes, Damon Albarn and the Gallagher brothers are teaming up with Blur bassist Alex James to make a special cheese for next year’s Brits.

The tabloid’s ‘source’ also reveals that the Gallagher brothers have long been fans of cheese.

Apparently, the two gangs are creating an extra-strong Stilton, which will be offered as a dessert at the awards ceremony next month.

Perhaps they could call it ‘Brie Here Now’…but with both lots currently very busy with musical projects we doubt very much a Blur and Oasis reunion through cheese will come about, but still it’s a lovely thought, isn’t it?