What do you buy the Britpop-loving yet tender-hearted friend in your life for Christmas?
Well soon there might be the perfect gift – according to the Daily Star – Oasis teddies are soon to hit the shelves.
Oh yes, apparently a Japanese firm plan to brand up a load of soft toys with the Oasis logo, and even make the furry friends interchangeable rock’n’roll costumes.
Sounds like the perfect stocking filler to us. Mad fur it, etc.