Oasis to be made into teddy bears – Tabloid Hell

Liam and Noel Gallagher are going to get stuffed soon, apparently

What do you buy the Britpop-loving yet tender-hearted friend in your life for Christmas?

Well soon there might be the perfect gift – according to the Daily StarOasis teddies are soon to hit the shelves.

Oh yes, apparently a Japanese firm plan to brand up a load of soft toys with the Oasis logo, and even make the furry friends interchangeable rock’n’roll costumes.

Sounds like the perfect stocking filler to us. Mad fur it, etc.