Tabloid Hell: Pete Doherty is getting married

Apparently he’s going to walk down the aisle with a certain model…

It must be hard for the red-tops… Having to relentlessly dream up Pete Doherty news every day, to satisfy the nation’s unquenchable thirst for gossip about the trilby-loving Babyshambler.

Today’s super-exclusive is that Peter is going to get hitched to a model – but it’s not Kate Moss.

Oh yes, apparently Canadian model Irina Lazareanu – who ironically was selected by Kate Moss to model her Topshop collection – has been hooking up with the once-troubled rocker.

And now she’s been harping on about being engaged behind the scenes at a Paris fashion shop.

Impressive stuff, considering Pete’s currently in rehab out in the sticks of the English countryside. Can you propose over email?