Tabloid Hell: Simon Klaxons and Lovefoxxx to get hitched?

Wedding bells for the new rave royalty?

Thanks to bagging the Mercury Music Prize, Klaxons are now staples of the red top gossip pages, so we shouldn’t be too surprised to read about Simon Taylor’s love life in today’s rags.

According to one such quality publication, Taylor is planning to take his girlfriend, CSSLovefoxxx, down the aisle, although he remained tight-lipped about whether she’d wear one of her trademark catsuits to church.

“There are lots of wedding bells at the moment,” Simon apparently explained exclusively to the rag. “I especially love her catsuits – they are strewn all over our flat at the moment!”

Still, at least the paper knew who Simon was – unlike one rag who recently described his band-mates James and Jamie as “mystery lunch guests” when they dined with Lily Allen. Best start dating a new rave icon, eh lads?