Tabloid Hell: Sting’s massage in a brothel?

The Police star papped leaving a German house of sin

What was usual bastion of morality, tantric sex acts and cod reggae Sting doing in a German brothel last night (September 13)?

We’re not quite sure, as the pics in today’s red-tops reveal little beyond the fact that he at least visited Hamburg’s Relax club in the early hours of this morning.

Sting, or Gordon Sumner as he’s known to his wife and mother of his six children, has remained tight-lipped about what he got up to in Relax.

But a quick perusal of the photo gallery on Relax‘s website, featuring pics of an ageing gent being surrounded by giggling “working girls” shows, there’s certainly more than a Radox bath on offer.