Plus - Geri is left holding the dog, Atomic Kitten's Liz reveals a hidden talent but is forced to cry and Liam Gallagher buys fish and chips...

Posh has had her lip pierced.

In an attempt to pip everyone else to the Number One spot with comeback single ‘Not Such An Innocent Girl’, Mrs Beckham has dispensed with music and instead has taken to wearing long hair extensions, fake tattoos and a ring through her lip. All today’s red tops (August 28) carry pictures of Posh, who used to play midfield for Spurs, but is hoping for a move to another team as new boss Glenn Hoddle has said she is not a natural passer of the ball and made it clear she doesn’t figure in the long-term future of the team, especially with piercings. However, they also carry pictures of former Spice Girl bandmate Hairy Gelliwell who performed on the same stage as Posh in Birmingham yesterday (August 27), though didn’t meet her as they didn’t perform at the same time as the Incredible Shrinking Woman was holding her dog, which is her pet.

was working on a site that didn’t meet full health and safety requirements and was working without a hard hat. It was then that she could have come a cropper had the above been true, which it could be.

Meanwhile, The Star reports that popular nu-metal outfit Hear’Say had to wear their pants and nothing else during a fire drill at a hotel.

The Mirror’s Ever Vigilant 3am Girls report that Liam Gallagher and Nicole and Natalie Appleton were spotted buying “fish and chips in West Hampstead.” The Daily Star’s Ever Vigilant 3am Girls with lighter hair who use the same page template for their column as The Mirror’s Ever Vigilant 3am Girls hit back with the news that Tracy Shaw from top rating UK soap opera set in Manchester ‘Coronation Street’ was spotted in a shopping centre in Manchester.

Finally, thousands of bare-breasted maidens are arriving at the Ludzidzini Royal Palace in Mbabane, Swaziland for one of the most sacred kinship rites in the country. On Sunday they will gather in front of King Mswati III to allow him to choose a new wife. The king already has seven wives and one fiancee.

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