More Millennium secrets...

Where will you be spending New Year’s Eve this year?

On a giant grapefruit orbiting the Earth

What do you feel about the coming of the new Millennium?

I feel it’s come at just the right time

What’s your favourite invention of the last 1000 years?

Nuclear waste

What hasn’t been invented yet that should have been?

The thing that finds the missing socks

You’ve got 90 minutes to live before the Y2K apocalypse what’s on your stereo?

A vase of flowers

If we survive, how will you celebrate New Year’s Day and what will your resolutions be for the rest of the year?

I’ll lie in. Then I’ll go round telling everyone how great the 90s were.