Stormy Daniels has described President Trump’s penis in full, gory detail – comparing it to the character Toad from Mario Kart.
The unlikely and childhood-ruining comparison came as she outlined alleged sex sessions in her new book, Full Disclosure.
One extract obtained by The Guardian states: “He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*** like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
The book, which is set for release on October 2, promises to contain a whole slew of damning allegations about the US President.
“I’m gonna write everything and include it and people can think what they want about me but at least it’s the truth – it’s not like that they haven’t been thinking that about me anyway,’ she admitted during an appearance on US chat show The View.
Last month, Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler confirmed that he was taking legal action against Donald Trump.
Tyler has sent the President a cease-and-desist letter through his attorney, Dina LaPolt, after Trump played the band’s Livin’ On The Edge’ at a rally at the Charleston Civic Center in West Virginia last month.