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25 Of Robbie Williams’ Most Ridiculous, Filthy And Egomaniacal Quotes

Robbie Williams is back with a new song, the controversial – and amazing – ‘Party Like A Russian’. And man, we’ve missed Robbie and his ridiculous quotes. Here are 25 of the best from over the years.

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"I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song."

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"I think dysfunctional people are being funnelled into very corporate behaviour. Look at the Brits... no one's fighting, and it's boring."

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"I'm a bit of a slag... Some people don't think it's very nice, but I don't care... I've got hormones, and sex is there, so why not? Sex is good. Everybody does it, and everybody should!"

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"I enjoy nakedness. I am a bit of a naturist at heart."

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"The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. I've had sex in trains, planes, wine bars... and quite a few car parks!"

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"I think there are ghosts. I haven't seen or heard anything. I've definitely felt something, but it's not scary."

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Speaking to a woman whose son had been abducted by aliens: “It must have been a terrible time for you, and an awful time for him. It's just so sad to hear it happens. It's happened to me… I think joining Take That was like leaving on a spaceship and coming back and all your friends going, 'He's weird now.'"

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On Madonna in 2009: "She looks amazing. I can't believe she's 89 and looks like that."

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"I picked up a TV set in my hotel room and walked right out of the building. My room was on the ground floor and I actually threw it back through the window, on to my bed."

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"What was I like [when I was 16]?" I had a high-pitched voice. Sounded a bit like a girl. Spoke with a Stoke accent, tremendously naive. Overconfident. Tremendously overconfident. And under-confident at the same time – really, really bad combination! Gets you places, though."

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I'm quite open to the fact that I might be a tinfoil-hat freak."

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On his wife giving birth to his daughter: "It was like my favourite pub burning down."

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On the room he uses to read articles about himself online: "I shouldn't call it my office. I should call it my adulation top-up room!”

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"We'd probably have sex. That's what this is all about isn't it? I want him to be grateful for it. Let's get it out in the open. I want to shag Liam Gallagher."

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From his pre-Take That CV: "I have only one ambition, which is to be famous.
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