Cardi B: arguably the biggest rapper in the world right now. Her upcoming album is out next month and so she’s doing the rounds to promote it – good news for those of us that love massive LOLs, because Cardi is funny as fuck. That’s why she became Instagram-famous before she was the breakout star of VH1 reality show Love & Hip Hop. Then, of course, came ‘Bodak Yellow’, her world-devouring hit that opens with the fierce lyric, “Said, ‘Little bitch, you can’t fuck with me‘”. It’s a typically brash and brilliant line from a woman who’s full of ’em, so here are 12 of her greatest quotes yet. Keep ’em coming, Cardi.
“I’ve been hanging around a lot of people that’s wealthy, that is rich, that is famous… One thing I learned is that no matter how much money you have, no matter how big you are, how famous you are — they will still end up stealing your charger and your lighter” – on Instagram Live.
“Ever since I started using guys, I feel so powerful.” –Love & Hip Hop
“I wonder how it is going to be next year, but it seems like everybody already predicting where I’m gonna be next year, and it’s just like fucking farther than my asshole” – interview with thecut.com.
“Trump is so disgusting! I hate him So much. I’m starting to hate him with a fucking passion” – Twitter.
“I don’t want nobody to invite me nowhere. I don’t want to do my fucking makeup. I don’t want to put tight clothes on. I don’t want to wear heels. I don’t want to do shit,” she said. “But if I can be with my dude and have a little nasty time, I love that too” – interview with CR Fashion Book.
“I’m just a regular degular shmegular girl from the Bronx” – Love & Hip Hop.
“I’m feeling good, nervous, overwhelmed, everything. [Sings] “I got butterflies / In my stomach / And vagina” – talking to E! on the red carpet at the Grammys.
“I wanna thank my fans, Bardi gang, because even when I’m wrong, they be like, ‘She’s still right” – picking up the best new artist gong at the iHeartRadio Music Awards.
On losing a fancy watch: “[I felt like I] just got fucked in the heart. Without a condom. Without lubricant. With a yeast infection” – interview with thecut.com.
“I’m an emotional gangster. I cry once every month” – Love & Hip Hop.
“Once a guy has sex with you more than five times, he loves you” – BET interview.
“A lot of people when they meet me will be like, ‘You are just like your Instagram video.’ I’m like, ‘Bitch, I know. That’s who I am’” – Love & Hip Hop.